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		<title>JAG Of The Week: Chris Dodd; Not Running For Re-election</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:38:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just like a good conman as soon as he is done screwing you over he is splitting town. Chris Dodd announced that he will not be running for re-election this November. There is no way Dodd would have won. After 3 decades people have realized that he is part of what&#8217;s wrong with the democratic [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama and Security Chiefs Will Ignore The Obvious</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 16:26:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[President Obama is meeting with 20 security officials today to discuss reforms to the terror watch list and airline security. Unfortunately the inability of this administration to recognize the obvious traits that these terrorists share leaves us vulnerable. Let&#8217;s examine what 99% of these terrorists have in common. They are all MUSLIM. Yes, I said [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rush Limbaugh Out of Hospital; Heart Okay</title>
		<link>http://monkeycrash.com/2010/01/02/rush-limbaugh-out-of-hospital-heart-okay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Jan 2010 06:46:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rush Limbaugh has been released from the hospital. He gave props to the staff at the hotel and hospital. Rush say test showed his heart appears to be okay. It was clear that Rush was back to his usual self as he made a point to let it be known that this experience has proven [...]]]></description>
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		<title>MonkeyCrash is Back</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 17:51:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As promised MonkeyCrash is back in time for the push for the 2010 Elections. I&#8217;ve taken time off due to the requirements of life and a schedule, but as the country continues to slide to the left I can&#8217;t sit out this year. 2010 is a must win for conservatives. We need to send a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rush Limbaugh Hospitalized With Chest Pains</title>
		<link>http://monkeycrash.com/2009/12/30/rush-limbaugh-hospitalized-with-chest-pains/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Dec 2009 03:56:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bryan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Rush Limbaugh was hospitalized with chest pains Wednesday and is reported to be in serious condition. The Conservative talk show host was vacationing in Hawaii when paramedics responded to a call at 2:41pm due to chest pains.   We are all pulling for Rush!]]></description>
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