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MonkeyCrash Relaunch: Political Incorrectness Here We Come
You may have noticed that MonkeyCrash has not been updated in sometime. I do have a rather good reason for the time off. I NEEDED TO GET AWAY FROM THE 63 MILLION IDIOTS WHO VOTED FOR B.O. BTW, from this point forward I will not refer to the President-elect by his name. He will be known as B.O. or Presitdent B.O. You may say, “wow, you sound like
Election 2008
How Obama Got Elected; Media Malpractice
If you voted for McCain you undoubtedly wonder how America could have voted for Obama knowing the positions that he stood for. The answer has been revealed.
Barack Obama Elected President; What Will This Conservative Do?
If you have visited this site at all it is obvious to you that I was not for Obama. In truth, as a conservative I didn’t even prefer McCain. Once
Election 2008: Video's
Who Is Tito The Builder?
If you watched the Palin rally in Virginia this morning you saw “Tito the builder.” Tito may have caught the eye of the McCain campaign when
Video: After A “Tough” Interview With Biden, Obama Camp Denies News Station Further Access
Someone finally had the hootzpah to ask Biden (too bad it wasn’t Obama) some real questions. Barbara
Transcripts
Transcript: McCain - Obama Second Debate
Brokaw: Good evening from Belmont University in Nashville, Tennessee. I’m Tom Brokaw of NBC News. And welcome to this second presidential debate,
Transcript: Palin - Biden; The VP Debate
IFILL: Good evening from Washington University in St. Louis, Missouri. I’m Gwen Ifill of “The NewsHour” and “Washington Week”
The Debates
Video: McCain - Obama The Final Presidential Debate
Watch the Final Presidential Debate. Topics Discussed are Taxes, Education, Abortion, NAFTA, Health care, Ayers, Acorn and more. MonkeyCrash is Your Source
Transcript: McCain - Obama The Final Presidential Debate
Schieffer: Good evening. And welcome to the third and last presidential debate of 2008, sponsored by the Commission on Presidential Debates. I’m
US News
Media Underplays Mahoney Sex Scandal Because He Is A Democrat
House Rep Tim Mahoney should be happy he is a democrat. If he were a republican his sex scandal would be front page news on papers and websites throughout
Senate Passes Bailout Plan With Sweeteners; How Did Your Senator Vote?
The Senate passed the Bailout Bill Wednesday with “sweeteners” in order to appease both parties. The said sweeteners are as follows: FDIC -
World News
Russia Our Enemy
As a little boy I would play with action figures called GI- Joes. I use to have tanks and guns for these GI- Joes and I would always fight one enemy.
Humor
Hank Williams Jr; McCain Palin Tradition
Hank Williams Jr. has a new rendition of his song “Family Tradition” the new version is “McCain-Palin Tradition.” It’s worth
Video: Obama and “Never Gonna Give You Up”
With all of the depressing economic news of late, I think we could all use a good laugh!
Your Articles
This Youth Says No To Obama
By a High School Student Named Alyssa I am a high school student who had to write an argumentative paper on anything we wanted. The topic I chose was
Mortgage Crisis Solution: Motivate Homeowners Like Sales Reps
Mortgage Crisis Solution: Motivate Homeowners Like Sales Reps Posted By, Allyn Paul I’ve been convinced that with the current state of the economy,
Other Headlines
Obama Interview: Promises to Cause Skyrocketing Energy Prices and Bankrupt Coal Industry
As if increasing taxes aren’t enough we have now found out that Obama has also promised to bankrupt the coal industry and cause skyrocketing energy prices. The comments were made during an an interview
The Media Has Set The Stage For Election Night Riots
Without question this has been a heated election season and thanks to the media we may be in store for election night riots upon an Obama loss.The media elites have declared Obama the winner of this election
Independents Shifting To McCain According To New IBD/TIPP
According to Sundays IBD/TIPP poll McCain continues to close the gap. The poll shows Obama with just a 2.1point lead: Obama 46.7% and McCain 44.6%. McCain also pulled even in the Midwest, moved back into
Obama’s Kenyan Aunt Lives in United States Illegally
According to the AP, Barack Obama’s Kenyan aunt is in the United States illegally after an immigration judge rejected her request for asylum four years ago. Zeituni Onyango, 56, referred to as “Aunti
Zogby: McCain Pulls Ahead In One Day Polling
According to the Zogby Polls McCain might be on the move. McCain outpolled Obama on Friday 48% to 47%. Here are Zogby’s remarks. From John Zogby “Is
Obama and Biden Flip-Flop On Tax Plan
The Obama Tax Plan: First Obama claimed that those making over 300k would be taxed more while everyone else would not. Shortly there after he lowered the bracket to 250k. Soon after that Obama lowered
The AP Exposes Flaws With Obama’s Promises From His Infomercial
Obama made various promises during his 30 minute infomercial. The AP has realeased the following statements concerning Obama’s false promises: From The AP Democratic presidential candidate Barack
Democratic Speech Writer Wendy Button Leaves Democrat Party; Now Supports McCain
Wendy Button has been a longtime speech writer for the Democrats. She has written for Democratic Senators John Edwards, Hillary Rodham Clinton, and John Kerry, Barack Obama. She also wrote a stump speech
The Obama 30 Minute Infomercial
Obama continues his messiah like status as he addresses the nation tonight with his 30 minute Infomercial. This man is so important that even Fox has delayed the World Series so that America can hear the